Vintage Sacrilege [ˈvin-tij ˈsa-krə-lij]
1. The violation or injurious treatment of a mint-condition vintage item.
I love all things vintage, however it’s recently occurred to me that some of the behaviour I exhibit towards my vintage collection may be a little less than admirable. Today, in the spirit of honesty, I reveal my top six acts of vintage sacrilege.
3. Drilling holes into the bottom of tin kettles to convert into plant holders.
My deepest apologies to any lovers of vintage offended by this post.