My little boy leads the anti-vegetable movement in Sydney. His zeal has brought out new levels of deceit in me as I smuggle vegies into the least suspecting of meals.
Recently a strange phenomenon took place.
It all started with a trip to the petting zoo, where he fell in love with guinea pigs.
From that point on he has wanted to be a guinea pig, even though we explained that guinea pigs eat carrot sticks and cucumber (and showed him some YouTube clips for reinforcement).
Now that he is a guinea pig, he eats carrot sticks with great gusto.
Just like that.
He also walks around most of the day on all fours and squeaks when I talk to him..but I’ll take my victories where I can.